David Hasselhoff

'' This article is about the character. For the actor that plays said figure, go to twomad. ''

"I'm David Hasselhoff!"

- David's catchphrase.

David Michael Hasselhoff (played by twomad) is a famous American actor that helps small sea creatures, Spongebob and Patrick get back to Bikini Atoll.

History
When Spongebob and Patrick escape from the claws of the Cyclops, they have no way to return back home. That is until the one and only David Hasselhoff arrives at the beach, running towards them with his surfing board. He announces his name and starts busting some moves and grooves, making them sure that he is indeed David Hasselhoff.

He finally steps up to the two and grabs them. He then transports Spongebob and Patrick on his chest, being used as a literal boat. Suddenly, Dennis appears on David's torso as well. David flickers him off his belly.

They have arrived at Bikini Atoll. David stands up on the water and slaps the two into the second Krusty Krab restaurant with his two breasts.

Appearance
David is a large black-skinned American that has earrings and red swimming trunks. He has a short black haircut and occasionally wears glasses.

Personality
Hasselhoff is quite energetic, showing off his dance moves and announcing his name multiple times. He is also very polite, helping the duo Spongebob and Patrick get to their island.